(4 minutes pass)
Mama: "Kid, you are not wearing THAT pajama shirt to school today either. Change it."
Little C: "But this one haaaaaas short sleeves!"
Mama: "Are you counting on my stupidity or yours to pull off that argument?"
Little C: "Well can I at least wear pajamas all day tomorrow?"
Mama: "Yes, darling, tomorrow you may. Now change your shirt AND brush your teeth with an actual toothbrush AND toothpaste AND I am going to check how clean they are AND the shirt must be one of the folded ones from the third drawer down on the right."
Little C: "Arghghghghghg....!" (stomp, stomp, stomp)